COMMENTS

oh, i almost forgot. i'll be leaving the comments section up for you fuckers. only because i like reading short, stupid sentences, and i get off comments real fast.

so go ahead, have a blast. some guidelines in commenting, though:

1) iF YoU LiKe wRitInG iN rEtArD, LiKe tHiS, tHeN dON't bOtHEr pOsTiNg aT aLL, MoThErFuCkeR!!! - it fucking hurts my eyes and my brains. and why the fuck do you have to write like that in the first place? why? because you like it? well, can i smash your vertebrate with a sledge hammer during your sleep? why? because i like it.

2) comments like: "awww... that's so cute..." are not allowed - there's nothing cute about this blog, bitch! now fuck off.

3) comments like: "look here fucker, you're wrong and i'm right because i'm a better looking guy with a 34-inch waistline" are also not allowed - because everything i say here is right. yeah, i'm a pompous, self-important jackass just like that. and if you don't like what i'm saying, then you can just clench your fist, shove it up your ass, and calmly walk away while humming a norah jones song. that's right, assfister, a norah fucking jones song!

now on with the show...