Sunday, August 12, 2007

FORGETFUL JONES

this happens all the time.

my boss and i discuss something. i go out and make it happen because we all know bosses can't roll up their sleeves and get down and dirty with work, right? well, except with a whore, maybe.

so, anyway, i go out, i do all things necessary. then what happens when the actual day comes where we have to launch a nationwide contest, a campaign, or a groundbreaking ceremony? he fucking forgets about it. not only that, he schedules some lame ass, useless, toolbox meeting or snot-flicking brainstorming session oh about 25 minutes before whatever important date that was scheduled at least three months ahead, then he gets into that --"what the fuck?! you have something for me today? a what? i have to deliver a speech? where?" -- act... then he leaves you out to dry.

fuck!

the last time this happened, less than a month ago, he told me to cancel the event. he told me to do his dirty work all because his memory's fucked up.

i told him, and this really happened, that if he wanted to cancel it, he'd have to cancel it himself because there were too many involved and too many schedules moved just to accommodate this shit that canceling it without getting my head chopped off would be impossible.

did he cancel? no. did he attend the event? no. i gave the presentation on his behalf, instead. a presentation, which i prepared for almost three full days without sleep. when i got back from th event, he casually asked me, "so, how did it go?"

i gave him the finger. (damn, i wish i could do that!)

12 comments:

ninjato said...

Welcome back pare!!! About damn time!!! Somehow your boss sounds like one of those shitheads that needs to be taught a fucking lesson...

Anonymous said...

you gave him the finger behind his back though.. didn't you. (that's what i do) then hurry and run your hand through your hair when they turn around, pretend you were doing that, not flipping them the skinny bird.

some bosses are cock rockets.

paningit said...

more on how much i love my boss next week...

Ingrid C. said...

so, this is where you've been hiding.

{illyria} said...

somehow the image of you giving a presentation makes me all...

well, erm, never mind.

paningit said...

muss -> yes this is where i hang out about twice a month.. well, not really. considering this is the first month i started blogging again.

{igme} -> makes you all what? wet? squirmy? gag? what?

Kiks said...

you be careful young man. blog friends of mine eventually were found out by their bosses and they got fucked up really bad.

well in many different ways.

good thing you're not mentioning any names.

did you actually say where you lived? >;-)

Bryan Anthony the First said...

your boss deserves the finger...sana sinamahan mo na rin ng isang malutong na PUNEYTA!!
:-)

woof!

Kiks said...

is this where your ranting ends? is this the end of your blog?

Kodak Picturezzz said...

Sup, Fuckard?

I know you've been missing me. :)


Rain says Hi.

Kodak Picturezzz said...

haha! tae ka pa rin. :)

it's nice to read from you again, pare.

Anonymous said...

so sad dude... lots of hatred here...

...your pay is never enough for this shit!

(! nope - I am not 'the boss') lol